Say NO to the fanny pack

Filed in archive Matters of heart on January 11, 2008

Fanny pack, belt pack, hip pack, bum bag, belt bag or whatever you want to call it, you should always say NO to it. I saw a woman today wearing a gold lamé fanny pack. I tried to get a picture, but it didn't come out. I so wish it did though because it could have been a perfect example of what you should never, under any circumstances, ever wear. That means you Hulk Hogan, I've seen your show and I know you like the fanny pack. Seriously? Get rid of it. The only instance where this might be acceptable, and I am totally stretching this one here, is hiking. I have seen them with little water bottle holders on the side and you could perhaps, maybe, get away with it here, other than that? NO WAY!! SAY NO TO THE FANNY PACK!!! Let me offer you some alternatives.

Wanna feel like a Bond girl? Try this nifty purse out. It is big enough to hold ID, lipstick and key maybe even a little cash. Best part? You wear it around your upper thigh, totally hands free. Garter Purse, $19 at Bisadora

Try a sling bag for all your essentials. Manhattan Portage J-Bag , $52 at ebags.com

Or go with a stylish messenger bag. Anything but a fanny pack. OGIO Satch messenger bag, $32 at ebags.com

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Response from: Coupon Fetcher (01/11/08 5:58pm)

Funny post. Yeah I know a guy who always wears a fanny pack and I laugh to myself every time I see him. But give Hulk a break, he needs someplace to keep his steroids!

Response from: PurpleRanger (01/18/08 2:17pm)

The garter purse would look cute only if it's worn around the top of a stocking. If it's on a bare leg, it would just look stupid.

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	Wanna feel like a Bond girl? Try this nifty purse out. It is big enough to hold ID, lipstick and key maybe even a little cash. Best part? You wear it around your upper thigh, totally hands free. Garter Purse, $19 at Bisadora
	Try a sling bag for all your essentials. Manhattan Portage J-Bag , $52 at ebags.com
	Or go with a stylish messenger bag. Anything but a fanny pack. OGIO Satch messenger bag, $32 at ebags.com